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BUMPER STICKERS

"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition."

"If you don't like the news, go out and make some."

"Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."

"Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance."

"Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. "